What To do When Attending A Metal Concert

There lots of things to prepare when goin to a metal concert. One of them is being prepared to headbang to the point that mere mortals would break their necks while doing it. Headbanging is an essential part of any metal concert. Most of us would not be able to immitate their talent. and lets face it metal songs are not really sing along songs. so u cant do what most fans of other genres can do. so the one true way of showing ur having a great time at a metal concert is headbanging instead of staying still looking like ur disrespecting the band thats playing.
here are some tips for achieving top notch headbanging.
1. Train ur neck muscles..life weights using ur mouth to build up the muscles necessary to headbang hard and to keep ur head intact after headbanging. You'll probably need as much neck training as a wrestler.
2. If possible have long hair. i mean really long. the longer the better.. it adds to the effect of headbanging.
3. Build up ur stamina You need lots of stamina to headbang through an entire concert. or you could just get drunk b4 the concert what ever suits you more..
4. Make sure u dont bang into another headbanger. The concert organisers will not be liable to the traumas caused by the collision. for this you need to build up your senses.. You need good hair-eye-head-skull coordination. yoga or taichi is best recomended or violent deadly dodgeball
5. Learn to headbang to rhythm... headbanging is not random movement of the head. there is a rhythm to it which is different for every song... so be well taught in identifying specific rhythm so u dont look like an idiot.

Well thats 5 precious tips on headbanging. hope to see you at a metal concert soon practising them..