Sunday, May 31, 2009

Double Tag part 2

Here's the 2nd tag this time by eileen

Tagged by Eileen.

Ah Sim.

1. Apakah hubungan awak dengan dia?

Simply put its friend. More complicatedly she's my School mum's (Kevin) and School aunt's (Clifford) Sister. So i guess she's ma aunt too

2. 5 impression terhadapnya.

Nuts

Tahan Lasak ( i once accidentally kicked a ball to her face)

Loves to cam whore

Slightly racist

can sound really drunk sometimes

3. Perkara yang paling memorable yang die lakukan kat awak.

Made me take a "cute" pic while holding a freaking pink ballon during EST

4. Perkara paling memorable yang dia kata pada awak.

Ah Chandran!!!

5. Kalau die kekasih awak, awak akan..

jadi President Amerika Syarikat

6. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak. awak akan..

Jadi Raja Dunia

7. Kalau die kekasih awak.. dia perlu improve dlm..

Cooking!

8. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak...mungkin kerana...

I insulted her sissy sister

9. Overall impression ttg dia..

Funny weirdo

10. The most desirable thing to do to him/her.

Play football with her.. hahaha

11. Apakah awak rasa ttg pandangan org terhadap awak?

Takut.. hehe..

12. The character of you for yourself?

Patience

13. On contrary, the character you hate about you?

Laziness

14. The most ideal person you want to be with?

The ideal Girl next door who can have fun and be maintain composure at right times. slightly wild but not overboard. Has wits. Not a dumb blonde type person.

15. For people who like you.. tell sumthing about them.

Get ready for a total package of wholesome fun, violence, adrelanine rush, comedic reliefs and etc.

16. *Ten people you tag:

1. eileen

2. Clifford

3. Kevin

4. Farid

5. Nabila

6. Kelly

7. Aria

8.Geraldine C

9.Geraldine T

10. Syafiq

17. No.2 ada hubungan dgn siapa?

With Alex Ferguson

18. Is no. 3 female or male..

Male. (but he's ma mother)

19. If no.7 and 10 have a relationnship. Is it a good thing?

It would be hell on earth

20. Mcm mana dgn no.5 dan no.8?

hahah. Farid kesian lo.. and aliak gonna skin no 8 alive

21. No.4 single kah?

Nope. Dia ada Syafiq, Taufiq dan Azmi..

22. No. 1 belajar apa?

Somethign at Taylors

23. Say something about no. 6.

Mal Mal. Nuff said..

24. No. 9 kelakar tak?

I guess so

Double Tag Part 1

TAgged by 2 persons on the same night. if only Tag was a slang for sth else like ahem ahem..

This one i'm tagged by Nabila

1.) have you ever been asked out?

- Nope..

2.) where was your default picture taken?

- I dont even have a default picture

3.) what's your middle name?

- Chandran

4.) your current relationship status?

- Singular microbial organism

5.) does your crush like you back?

- Obviously I dont know

6.) what is your current mood?

- Homesick. but not for mushy reasons. Miss my PC, My Bedroom, My Toilet. and the food!!!

7.) what color of underwear are you wearing?

- Blue.. Why does this matter?

8.) what color shirt are you wearing?

- Red

9.) Missing something?

- Other than those mentioned in No 6, Driving and riding

10.) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you do?

- Go back and blackmail the JPA interviewers so i wouldnt be stuck on this island!

11.) if you must be an animal for one day, what?

- A Lion.. So that i can relax while the girls do the work.. heheh..

12.) ever had a near death experience?

- Was involved in an accident once. but far from deadly. and i think i almost drowned when i was 9

13.) something you do a lot?

- Breathe

14.) the song stuck in your head?

- Heartless by kanye (but Hey Farid kenak kau gay lyrics).

15.) who did you copy and paste this from?

- Nabila Hani a.k.a Mrs Joker

16.) name someone with the same birthday as you?

1863 - Vivekananda, Calcutta, Hindu religious leader/reformer

1893 - Alfred Rosenberg, German Nazi official

17.) when was the last time you cried?

- When i was denied of having that toy 16 years ago

18.) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

- form 4 patriotic song competition. we won 1st place hahaha

19.) if you could have one super power what would it be?

- Rapid regeneration, so i can adamantium skeletan system and rip apart anyone who gets in my way and being almost invinsible

20.) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

- the smile or lack of it so i can carve one onto them.. but seriously the facial features

21.) what do you usually order from starbucks?

- java chip frapuccino

22.) what's your biggest secret?

- pssst. hey you wanna know? sebenarnya dragonball 7 biji semuanya

23.) favorite color?

- Black silver, blue

24.) do you still watch kiddie movies or tv shows?

- only when i need to sleep

25.) what's on your walls?

- Prophecies of Dooms day.

26.) what are you?

- An educated Degenerate

27.) do you speak any other language?

- Duh..

28.) what's your favorite smell?

- Barbecue!

29.) Describe your life in one word.

- for now its Dull

30.) have you ever kissed in the rain?

- I wish..

31.) what are you thinking about right now?

- Thinking how to survive this crappy island for the net 11 months

33.) what should you be doing?

- Homework

34.) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

-The Idiot Who decided kolej matrikulasi does not need unblocked internet connection

35.) how often do u talk to God?

- When i need to

36.) do you like working in the yard?

- Nah..

37.) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

- Obama.. Yes We Can

38.) do you act differently around the person you like?

- a little. Less volatile and violent

39.) what is your natural hair color?

- Black

40.) who was the last person to make you cry?

-I think my dad when he told me no i cant have the toy about 16 years ago.

I tag:

Farid, Aliak, Schumiq Syafiq,

Nabila Honey. Tyah,

and

Anyone who gives a crap.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

What To do When Attending A Metal Concert

There lots of things to prepare when goin to a metal concert. One of them is being prepared to headbang to the point that mere mortals would break their necks while doing it. Headbanging is an essential part of any metal concert. Most of us would not be able to immitate their talent. and lets face it metal songs are not really sing along songs. so u cant do what most fans of other genres can do. so the one true way of showing ur having a great time at a metal concert is headbanging instead of staying still looking like ur disrespecting the band thats playing.
here are some tips for achieving top notch headbanging.
1. Train ur neck muscles..life weights using ur mouth to build up the muscles necessary to headbang hard and to keep ur head intact after headbanging. You'll probably need as much neck training as a wrestler.
2. If possible have long hair. i mean really long. the longer the better.. it adds to the effect of headbanging.
3. Build up ur stamina You need lots of stamina to headbang through an entire concert. or you could just get drunk b4 the concert what ever suits you more..
4. Make sure u dont bang into another headbanger. The concert organisers will not be liable to the traumas caused by the collision. for this you need to build up your senses.. You need good hair-eye-head-skull coordination. yoga or taichi is best recomended or violent deadly dodgeball
5. Learn to headbang to rhythm... headbanging is not random movement of the head. there is a rhythm to it which is different for every song... so be well taught in identifying specific rhythm so u dont look like an idiot.

Well thats 5 precious tips on headbanging. hope to see you at a metal concert soon practising them..

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Kolej Matrikulasi Labuan, KML,

KML is da bomb man...
KML rocks..
KML is awsome..


If anyone ever tells you this beat the freaking shit out of them

Cause KML sucks ass,
Has terrible facilities..
Has blocked wifi.
has terrible food..
doesn't even have a clinic evn tho it has about 2500 students..
and is boring as hell..
did i mention it has terrble toilets and bathrooms too?

F the kolej. u bring us into the jungle. and u block websites that keep us connected with the rest of the world.
U serve us food that we had for lunch for dinner then serve the same food for the next 3 days.
Oh God please show me some mercy and give me that shell scholarship or at least make my JPA apeal successful!


BTW this is not emoing its being fuckin frustrated and bored

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Bloggin from Miri

Hola at cha readers..
At the time i wrote this blog i'm at Miri Airport. waiting for my flight to labuan.
Enjoying a RM14.50 Choc cream ice-blended at Starbucks.
Speaking of flying. today is the 1st time i'm gonna use a small plane A 19 seater DHC Twin Otter.
The largest plane i've have ever used was the boieng 747 from KL to Kuch a few years ago... Yeap haven't rode on a A380 yet..
Anyhow I'm gonna miss kuching a lot. especially the food and especially the people. (and also private bathroom and toilet)

So buhbye Folks and May the force be with ya

Saturday, May 16, 2009

'Cause baby I'm leavin'

Thats right... the lyrics from the song leavin by jesse mccartney describes my situation almost perfectly..
Goin to Labuan tomorrow 7a.m. flight to Miri. then another flight to labuan..
Matrikulation for 1 year..
The studies aint too bad. but i heard bad things about the facilities. Well i can handle crapy dorms up to a point.. Gotta experience it myself 1st..
If I'm lucky i'll be coming for the 1st 2 week break at the end of july..
I did apeal my JPA result and I am still waiting for my shell scholarship.
If i get JPA i'm coming home baby. If shell 50-50 chance i might stay there.. cause for pre-u shell givin 8k per year only.
b4 i go here's a little quotation from avenged sevenfold's song a little piece of heaven

’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye

Thursday, May 14, 2009

NFS Pro Street Round 2

Here is a follow up to my last post

The 1st one is Porsche 911 gt2



This is what i call a muscle car
Ford Shelby GT500 Mustang

This is my Tribute to the old action hero flick The Phantom
Viper GTS


The creme de la creme
Nissan GTR


If i had this car it would definitely be my crusing luxury car..
the Chevrolet Camaro Concept


The dark horse
The Audi TT Quatro

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

NFS Pro Street

Its Apperent That I'm a car dude..
For past few weeks I've been oplaying Need For Speed Pro Street on my pc...
Here are some cars from my collection in da game

1) The Pagani Zonda... reminds me of the old batmobile



My Lancer evo 9.. i custom made the graphics

My baby.. The lamboghini lp640 murcielargo

And the best ford out there which is not a mustang..
The Ford GT

And this luxurious BMW Z4 Coupe

Vote for which one you like best!!!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Tagalicious

1. Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
Yeah.. cause i dont and as a guy it would totally undermine my manhood if she smokes

2. How about drinking?
No prob as long as she doesn't do it to the extent that she goes home with the wrong fella

3. Do you like someone you can't have?
Yes... Its her...
heralso herand hernot forgetting herthis one too
But seriously she is the oneoh yeah other than these babes there might be one closer to home


4. If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
Sure... Why not...

5. What's your favorite sport?
Playing Football.. Watching wwe... and the X games

6. It's Saturday night, and you're home alone. What do you do?
Play a game watch a movie or deviously plan a synester prank to pull on somebody. (Looks at farid) Somebody... I wont tell who but you might know him pretty well

7. Do you like roller coasters?
Hell Yeah! The more bowel movement the better

8. When is the perfect time to have a bf/gf?
Whenever I'm not Stoned

9. If you could date any celebrity, who would it be?
Other than those stated above... Anne Hathway

10. What are you doing this weekend?
Camp Pueh for a 3 day Youth Cultural Forum... (forced to)

11. What is your favorite restaurant?
Hooters!! Nice food Great Waitresses

12. Have you ever hugged someone?
A bear hug or a loving hug? a couple of times

13. Ever kissed someone you weren't attracted to?
nah...

14. Do you like anyone right now?
Would you believe me if i said Yes?

15. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The ahem ahem SMile.. Definitely the smile
If you dont smile I might have to call our ciplak joker (you probably know who) to put one on you

16. Which do you prefer, Beach or Mountains?
Beach. at the bottom of an mountain

17. What kind of phone do you have?
A reliable byt dying Motorola V3

18. Computer or Laptop?
Computer if I'm not goin anywhere else to study Laptop if otherwise

19. Jeans or Sweats?
Jeans.

20. Which year(s) has/have been the best so far?
2006. Most fun school year and also holiday... Hopped on the plane on the last day of PMR for 1 week shoppin trip for deepavali.. then in middle of november a 1 month trip from Singapore to Johor to Langkawi To Penang To Kl then back to kuching

21. How old are you gonna be on your next birthday?
19 Duh

22. What should you be doing right now?
Deciding where i would go to study

23. What is your favorite TV show?
Heroes, Chuck, House, Knight Rider

24. What's been your last purchase?
A 500ml of peach juice imported from japan costing RM2.30.. Used to cost RM1.80

25. Are you attracted to girls/boys that smoke?
Only if the girl is smoking because she's on fire

26. Have you ever fallen on your butt in front of a crowd of people?
Not in front of a big crowd.. in front of a few people yes...

27. What do you do when you're at home?
Currently Sit and rot infront of the computer while Listening to music, playing games, chatting or watching movie.

28. What is your favorite subject?
Recess and PJK...

29. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Being born.... Finally beating my bro in public exam... Getting my 1st HP/XBOX/PC

30. Tag 10 people:
1.Farid
2.Syafiq
3.Nabila
4.Aria
5.GeraldineC
6.GeraldineT
7.Agnes
8.Kevin
9.Angelna
10.Min Zhi

Basically anyone who blogs

Screw The System

Guess what.. the poll was useless...
Apparently I am not automatically given a place for form 6...
Thus i cant waste time there while waiting for scholarships..
Well Tomorrow is rumored to be the release date of the JPA results... and as for shell I still gotta wait for a couple more weeks...

And so yeah Screw The System

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Tag Attack

Tagged by Aria

1. What song do you want to dedicate to your friends?
Give it all by rise against

2. Why have you chosen the song? Explain the lyrics.
nice song and the message applies to anyone anytime.. Its about doin your best.. literally giving it all in what ever you do even if you think you are already at the top

3. What type of guy do you fancy? Describe him.
N/A

4. If you could be one animal, what animal would you want to be?
Eagle.

5. What quotes from movies that are memorable to you? List down 5 of them.
1: Doh' - Homer Simpson, Eat my shorts - Bart simpson From The Simpsons
2: The force is strong in you young one. - Master Yoda to Luke Skywalker
3: Fake Leonidas: Spartans Whats your occupation
Spartans: Soldiers
meanwhile the one Jew among them: Accountants!
From Meet the spartans
4: My precious- Golum From LOTR thrilogy
5: Arthur (Al Pacino):My client, The Honorable Henry T. Fleming, should go right to fucking jail! The son of a bitch is guilty!
Judge: You are Out of order
Arthur(As he was being escorted out of the courtroom):I'm out of order? No! YOU'RE out of order! YOU'RE out of order! THE WHOLE TRIAL IS OUT OF ORDER! THEY'RE OUT OF ORDER! That man, that SICK, CRAZY, DEPRAVED man, RAPED and BEAT that woman there, and he'd like to do it again! It's just a show! It's a show! It's "Let's Make a Deal!" "Let's Make a Deal!" Hey Frank, you wanna make a deal?! I got an insane judge who likes to beat the s**t out of women! Whaddaya wanna gimme Frank, three weeks probation?
You killed McCullough! You killed him! Hold it! Hold it! I JUST COMPLETED MY OPENING STATEMENT!
And Justice For All. A masterpiece by Al Pacino

6. What do you splurge on?
Food + Computer

7. What are you watching these days on the television?
Heroes season 3

8. The darnest thing you've said in your life?
Me: Did your mum bake those?
The person: NO. My sis did
later one sumone told me that the person's mum passed away months ago. I swear i didnt know at that time

9. When did you have you first date?
Angsana, JB december of 2005

10. If you could be in a movie, what movie would it be and what character you would like to portray and why?
Tony Stark in Ironman.
because: Cash, Cars, Gadjets, Babes and That damn Cool Suit

11. Describe an experience that you'll never forget.
1st time sitting in a supercar.. I was at Singapore that time. Walking down Orchard road.. And there by the road side was a Lamborghini Murcielargo... MY ultimate dream car at that time...
it was the grandprize in some Credit card Contest.. And the ppl there asked me. Hey kid u know about lamborghini eay, Wanna sit inside?...
That man had made a little boy's dream come through that day... I pitty Singaporeans.. They can drive a car for 5 years only, 7 if in good condition.. So damn the fella who gets the lambo for 5 years..

And who would you like to tag?
1. Alan
2. Farid
3. Nabila
4. Syafiq
5. Aria

What is No. 2. doing now?
Probably plotting his revenge against sum1 whose identity is undisclosable or making beats

Does No.5 and No.4 had a strange relationship?
I dont think so.. but theres a high possibility of the typical primary school crush type relationship.. you know what i mean. where the girl owes bullies the guy she likes...

What one thing does No. 1 always remind you off?
School Canteen

How long have you and No.3 known each other?
3 years plus.. Always known her as my friends Girlfriend. (altough the friend is not the same)