Say Yes to these drugs

The Miracle of Medicine which could help all couples.

Possible Drugs for Men (by women)
1 Anniversia
Triggers memories of birthdays and wedding anniversaries while simultaneously loosening spending inhibitions at jewellery shops.

2 Verbiloose
1 spoonful of this before dinner will make a man willing to talk about his feelings for a whole 20 minutes

3 Slendavis
Widens and flattens the male cornea, making wives appear slim and willowy.

4. Belchex
Adds a terrifyingly foul taste to stomach gas making men scared to burp or let loose any other gas from their body

5. Aspirude
Small white tablet that prevents men from telling off-colour jokes at dinner parties

6. Combovex
Shortens hair at the side of the head so men cannot make themselves look silly by combing locks over their bald spot

7 . Sportoblind
Reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from recognising the word "sports" on the TV schedule

8. Gadjesterol
Kills off the area of the male brain that makes men waste money on overpriced gadjets

9. Chorocet
Two spoonfuls at breakfast and your man will have an inatiable desire to do house chores

10. Storophobex
A spoonful a day for two weeks will make men eager and willing to go shopping with their wives and wait patiently in stores even boutiques and lingerie shops for an astonishing 4 hours

Drugs that all women should take

1. Shoppinproofen
2 5-ml doses taken at breakfast will enable a woman to walk staright past stores without entering

2. Tirelynol
Prevents tiredness and headaches at bedtime

3. Moodifix
Doubles the length of time a woman stays in one mood before changing to another, that is, from about 2 minutes to 4, if you're lucky

4. Canotaddium
Reacts with the left side of the brain to alleviate the intrinsic female fear of maths

5. Vaniticillin
Enables a woman to walk past reflective surfaces without checking thet their make-up is perfect

6. Irrationalicet
Helps women to maintain a logical arguement without drifting off into side issues, such as, "but do you love me?"

7. Pricetagia
Alleviates Female blindness to price tags

8. Clarium
Enables women to hold and compare 2 seperate thoughts such as " Why is my diet no working?" and "I think I'll have some more chocolate."

9. Slatewypia
A dose of this prevents women from remembering anything their male partner said more than a year ago

10. Naggincease
Disables the vocal chords for up to five hours

10 worst quotes about tech prediction.

1. "Next Christmas the iPod will be dead, finished gone, kaput."-Sir Alan Sugar (2005)

2. "No need for a computer at home."-Ken Olsen, founder of Digital Equipment (1977)

3. "Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality within ten years."-Alex Lewyt, president of Lewyt Corp Vacuum company, (1955)

4. " There will never be a bigger plane built."-Boeing engineer, after the maiden flight of 10 seater Boeing 247 (1933)

5. "TV won't last because people will soon get tired of staring at a plywood box every night"-Darryl Zanuck. (1946)

6. "We stand on the treshold of rocket mail."-US postmaster general Arthur Summerfield. (1959)

7. "Nobody would ever neeed more than 640 kilobytes of memory on their personal computer."-Bill Gates, 1981

8. "The Americans have need for telephone but we do not as we have plenty of messenger boys."-Sir William Preece, chief engineer of the British Post Office, (1878)

9. "Spam will be solved."-Bill Gates, (2004)

10 "X-rays will prove to be a hoax."-Lord Kelvin, president of the UK's Royal Society (1883)


Oh boy they could not be any further from the truth...

This is a nice one

I'm sure all of you have watched The matrix Trilogy... Its one of my all time favourite...
Basically its a movie about the world in the future will be runned by suoer computers and machines. They use human brain waves to generate power to remain in control. Thus they start breeding humans and put them ina virtual world which could be what we're livin in right now.
But a group of humans manage to see past this and escaped the virtual matrix...
Now i know why this is possible.. Its because the matrix runs on Windows XP.. Bad Mistake Machines




Linux anyone?

My first tag too!

Upload your fave picture and answer the question below.
Why did you choose the photo?
Its my dream machine.. Surely a babe magnet if i own it.. And my speed demon outlet. I love this car

When was the last time you ate pizza?
er... 2 months ago.. pizza hut gettin lousy

The last song you've listened to
Westlife - If i let you go


What are you doing besides answering this tag?
Downloading old school pop boy band music... 90s

Besides your own name, how do you like people to call you?
Mater King of kings etc..

Tag 6 person, the following questions are related to them.
1) Farid
2) Min Zhi
3) Syafiq
4) Nabila
5) Aria
6) Eileen

Who is number 1?
- Maniacal, Suicidal, Genocidal, Joker/Rapper wannabee who misses tauf kotey~ and needs to get a life (and a new modem). and maybe dump his gf too

No.3 has a relationship with?
- His Macbook, His cat, His Spongy haired Friend and every brit indie band

Say something about number 5.
- The Horror, The Horror, and MU hater Woots!

How about number 4?
- She has a way with the School management... (she goes for the guy with the most power and works her charm on him/them) and has bad taste in a boyfriend... Envied by number 3 for her macbook initially

Who is number 2?
- My step grandmother... (weird step family tree)

Say something to number 6.
- Ah Siiim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pls dont report this

What would you get if you combined Barack Obama and Najib
here's is what the speech would look like
In The year 2009 Its is time for a change. A change in which every citizen would benefit from. And believe me when I say Change is coming. We shall no longer be divided. We shall United Under the concept 1Malaysia unlike that mongolian girl who is in a million pieces...
Can a man do anal on his mongolian model harem. Yes, we can! Change is coming our way and my god we shall make a difference. Thank you

Shell Interview

It was suppose to be at 3 but at 1230 I received a call from them saying If you want we could do the interview now. So of course i said lets do it now...
The interviewer was a woman whose english was damn good too bad she lacked a sense of humour...
It lasted 25 minutes damn.. I never even talked to my ex that long on the phone...
Dont ask me how it went cause I dont know According to the Interviewer
we are not allowed to comment on the Interview Before the results are officially out
that would be sometime in the middle of May

Funny how life goes...

Just Found out today I have been offered Matriculation at Labuan which i totally didnt expect.. Registration is on the 11th...
If it was later i would not be having such a head ache...
So hoping JPA and Shell announce result atleast during 1st week of May..

Shell again

Yeap It is Confirmed That On the 21st of April at 3 PM I will be having my Shell SCholarship Interview Through the Phone... I'll be on the phone for 45 to 60 minutes during that hour
Wish me Luck!

Shell Scholarship

Well I'm happy to announce then Shell has granted me an interview for their scholarship..
but the interview is on 21st April and Its in KL... Need to call them tomorrow during office hours and work out the kinks...
well I already went for JPA interview and i got Shell Interview Coming up...

Sad to say Petronas and Yayasan Telekom Rejected me... I'm succesfull in 50% of Scholarships I applied for
Hopedfully I'm succesful in 50% of the scholarship I Interviewed for

Shine Down

Its time for me to introduce another rock band this one is called Shinedown. and again I have never heard them on Malaysian TV or Radio
Well here are some facts bout them
Shinedown is an American rock band from Jacksonville, Florida, formed in 2001 by Brent Smith, Brad Stewart, Jasin Todd, and Barry Kerch. The band has released three albums on Atlantic Records. They have released popular singles such as "45", "Save Me", "Devour", and "Second Chance." Every single they have released has reached the Top 5 of the Hot Mainstream Rock Tracks chart

The song that made me pay attention to them
Devour


Touching Lyrics in this one about a Mother's advice to her son
Simple Man


Another country like song
Shed Some Light


This one is entitled Sound of Madness But there's nothing mad about their music

Learn Chinese the easy way

Something i gotta share lol.. Just Tilt Your Head Right and read Its amazing that it would be just like reading english if you do

Rock Bands

My preference for Rock is obvious and I love metal, unfortunately in Malaysia we are only exposed to Mainstream metal bands which are good but are on the edge of being sell outs, Through Googling and Wikkiing I've Discovered numerous rock (mostly metal bands) which only a handful of you might know. This is the 1st Of many more that i have found.


Its Called murderdolls... Well they are one of them Screamish Metal bands which i like, one of the founder of the band is Joey Jordison from slipknot or otherwise known as Number 1. Joey who is a drummer for slipknot picks up the guitar in this band and he rocks...
Officially they're genre is American Horror Punk, but they sound more like metal to me.. Anyways enjoy some of this songs from them live in concert




Die my bride is my favourite from this band


Slit my wrist


I Love to say f*ck eh?

I know the titles sound emo but believe me when i say they're not emo

-ncn316-
signing out

Another one in the bag

Woots.. Just finished another pc game.... Gears Of War rocks the graphics are awsome and the characters are mean and rugged, Marcus Fenix is one tough S.O.B. The last mission was tough as hell... But once more i have finished a game in the record time of around 3 days..
Let me see.. games i have finished since I've gotten this new pc, Prince of Persia in 3 days, Red alert 2 about 4, gears of war 3 days, Halfway through Need for speed Pro Street...
Let the games roll onn need to finish as much as possible before start studying,

Spreading the word

Yii Shu Kai I will Spread The News Listen to this

Greatness Thrusted upon the world

I was born eactly 4 months and 18 years ago

Update

If you're wondering what i've been doing since SPM here's is a quick update,
After SpPM went Damai After Damai went India After that Have been rotting ever since...
thats roughly 4 months of rotting, 120 days, 2880 hours, or 172800 minutes

The 1st post ever

Well i hope you are happy. I finally started this blog but no guarentees i will update all the time..

Went to watch Shinjuku Incident and Fast and Furious 4 (The 1st worth wild movie of the year)
Shinjuku Not Bad But Very Violent I can Remember hands flying around and this creepy looking guy who was good in the beginning but became a weirdo named Jie (his hand was one of the 2 which flew)

Then Ate at Kado

Cleberated Sumone's Birthday there... When we were there was 2 other suprise birthdays for 2 random people... What a Coincidence

Anyways Fast and furious 4 is the best among the 4 simply because of the car line up, Mustangs and Imports....


Watch it.. I personally Love the Yellow mustang