Saturday, June 6, 2009
3rd week in hell Island
so far the weekends have been fun and weekdays have been fuckedup boring.. i amnaged to escape spending any weekend at KML till now. 1st weekend i stayed with my long distance relativese in labuan, 2nd with the Ng's At Tiara Labuan Hotel. 3rd at Mariner Hotel With Some friends. But i guess my luck running out already cause next week i doubt i can escape KML
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Double Tag part 2
Tagged by Eileen.
Ah Sim.
1. Apakah hubungan awak dengan dia?
Simply put its friend. More complicatedly she's my School mum's (Kevin) and School aunt's (Clifford) Sister. So i guess she's ma aunt too
2. 5 impression terhadapnya.
Nuts
Tahan Lasak ( i once accidentally kicked a ball to her face)
Loves to cam whore
can sound really drunk sometimes
3. Perkara yang paling memorable yang die lakukan kat awak.
Made me take a "cute" pic while holding a freaking pink ballon during EST
4. Perkara paling memorable yang dia kata pada awak.
Ah Chandran!!!
5. Kalau die kekasih awak, awak akan..
jadi President Amerika Syarikat
6. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak. awak akan..
Jadi Raja Dunia
7. Kalau die kekasih awak.. dia perlu improve dlm..
Cooking!
8. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak...mungkin kerana...
I insulted her sissy sister
9. Overall impression ttg dia..
Funny weirdo
10. The most desirable thing to do to him/her.
Play football with her.. hahaha
11. Apakah awak rasa ttg pandangan org terhadap awak?
Takut.. hehe..
12. The character of you for yourself?
13. On contrary, the character you hate about you?
14. The most ideal person you want to be with?
The ideal Girl next door who can have fun and be maintain composure at right times. slightly wild but not overboard. Has wits. Not a dumb blonde type person.
15. For people who like you.. tell sumthing about them.
Get ready for a total package of wholesome fun, violence, adrelanine rush, comedic reliefs and etc.
16. *Ten people you tag:
1. eileen
2. Clifford
3. Kevin
4. Farid
5. Nabila
6. Kelly
7. Aria
8.Geraldine C
9.Geraldine T
10. Syafiq
17. No.2 ada hubungan dgn siapa?
With Alex Ferguson
18. Is no. 3 female or male..
Male. (but he's ma mother)
19. If no.7 and 10 have a relationnship. Is it a good thing?
It would be hell on earth
20. Mcm mana dgn no.5 dan no.8?
hahah. Farid kesian lo.. and aliak gonna skin no 8 alive
21. No.4 single kah?
Nope. Dia ada Syafiq, Taufiq dan Azmi..
22. No. 1 belajar apa?
Somethign at Taylors
23. Say something about no. 6.
Mal Mal. Nuff said..
24. No. 9 kelakar tak?
I guess so
Double Tag Part 1
TAgged by 2 persons on the same night. if only Tag was a slang for sth else like ahem ahem..
This one i'm tagged by Nabila
1.) have you ever been asked out?
- Nope..
2.) where was your default picture taken?
- I dont even have a default picture
3.) what's your middle name?
- Chandran
4.) your current relationship status?
- Singular microbial organism
5.) does your crush like you back?
- Obviously I dont know
6.) what is your current mood?
- Homesick. but not for mushy reasons. Miss my PC, My Bedroom, My Toilet. and the food!!!
7.) what color of underwear are you wearing?
- Blue.. Why does this matter?
8.) what color shirt are you wearing?
- Red
9.) Missing something?
- Other than those mentioned in No 6, Driving and riding
10.) if you could go back in time and change something, what would you do?
- Go back and blackmail the JPA interviewers so i wouldnt be stuck on this island!
11.) if you must be an animal for one day, what?
- A Lion.. So that i can relax while the girls do the work.. heheh..
12.) ever had a near death experience?
- Was involved in an accident once. but far from deadly. and i think i almost drowned when i was 9
13.) something you do a lot?
- Breathe
14.) the song stuck in your head?
- Heartless by kanye (but Hey Farid kenak kau gay lyrics).
15.) who did you copy and paste this from?
- Nabila Hani a.k.a Mrs Joker
16.) name someone with the same birthday as you?
1863 - Vivekananda, Calcutta, Hindu religious leader/reformer
1893 - Alfred Rosenberg, German Nazi official
17.) when was the last time you cried?
- When i was denied of having that toy 16 years ago
18.) have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
- form 4 patriotic song competition. we won 1st place hahaha
19.) if you could have one super power what would it be?
- Rapid regeneration, so i can adamantium skeletan system and rip apart anyone who gets in my way and being almost invinsible
20.) what's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
- the smile or lack of it so i can carve one onto them.. but seriously the facial features
21.) what do you usually order from starbucks?
- java chip frapuccino
22.) what's your biggest secret?
- pssst. hey you wanna know? sebenarnya dragonball 7 biji semuanya
23.) favorite color?
- Black silver, blue
24.) do you still watch kiddie movies or tv shows?
- only when i need to sleep
25.) what's on your walls?
- Prophecies of Dooms day.
26.) what are you?
- An educated Degenerate
27.) do you speak any other language?
- Duh..
28.) what's your favorite smell?
- Barbecue!
29.) Describe your life in one word.
- for now its Dull
30.) have you ever kissed in the rain?
- I wish..
31.) what are you thinking about right now?
- Thinking how to survive this crappy island for the net 11 months
33.) what should you be doing?
- Homework
34.) who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
-The Idiot Who decided kolej matrikulasi does not need unblocked internet connection
35.) how often do u talk to God?
- When i need to
36.) do you like working in the yard?
- Nah..
37.) if you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
- Obama.. Yes We Can
38.) do you act differently around the person you like?
- a little. Less volatile and violent
39.) what is your natural hair color?
- Black
40.) who was the last person to make you cry?
-I think my dad when he told me no i cant have the toy about 16 years ago.
I tag:
Farid, Aliak, Schumiq Syafiq,
Nabila Honey. Tyah,
and
Anyone who gives a crap.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
What To do When Attending A Metal Concert
here are some tips for achieving top notch headbanging.
1. Train ur neck muscles..life weights using ur mouth to build up the muscles necessary to headbang hard and to keep ur head intact after headbanging. You'll probably need as much neck training as a wrestler.
2. If possible have long hair. i mean really long. the longer the better.. it adds to the effect of headbanging.
3. Build up ur stamina You need lots of stamina to headbang through an entire concert. or you could just get drunk b4 the concert what ever suits you more..
4. Make sure u dont bang into another headbanger. The concert organisers will not be liable to the traumas caused by the collision. for this you need to build up your senses.. You need good hair-eye-head-skull coordination. yoga or taichi is best recomended or violent deadly dodgeball
5. Learn to headbang to rhythm... headbanging is not random movement of the head. there is a rhythm to it which is different for every song... so be well taught in identifying specific rhythm so u dont look like an idiot.
Well thats 5 precious tips on headbanging. hope to see you at a metal concert soon practising them..
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Kolej Matrikulasi Labuan, KML,
KML rocks..
KML is awsome..
If anyone ever tells you this beat the freaking shit out of them
Cause KML sucks ass,
Has terrible facilities..
Has blocked wifi.
has terrible food..
doesn't even have a clinic evn tho it has about 2500 students..
and is boring as hell..
did i mention it has terrble toilets and bathrooms too?
F the kolej. u bring us into the jungle. and u block websites that keep us connected with the rest of the world.
U serve us food that we had for lunch for dinner then serve the same food for the next 3 days.
Oh God please show me some mercy and give me that shell scholarship or at least make my JPA apeal successful!
BTW this is not emoing its being fuckin frustrated and bored
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Bloggin from Miri
At the time i wrote this blog i'm at Miri Airport. waiting for my flight to labuan.
Enjoying a RM14.50 Choc cream ice-blended at Starbucks.
Speaking of flying. today is the 1st time i'm gonna use a small plane A 19 seater DHC Twin Otter.
The largest plane i've have ever used was the boieng 747 from KL to Kuch a few years ago... Yeap haven't rode on a A380 yet..
Anyhow I'm gonna miss kuching a lot. especially the food and especially the people. (and also private bathroom and toilet)
So buhbye Folks and May the force be with ya
Saturday, May 16, 2009
'Cause baby I'm leavin'
Goin to Labuan tomorrow 7a.m. flight to Miri. then another flight to labuan..
Matrikulation for 1 year..
The studies aint too bad. but i heard bad things about the facilities. Well i can handle crapy dorms up to a point.. Gotta experience it myself 1st..
If I'm lucky i'll be coming for the 1st 2 week break at the end of july..
I did apeal my JPA result and I am still waiting for my shell scholarship.
If i get JPA i'm coming home baby. If shell 50-50 chance i might stay there.. cause for pre-u shell givin 8k per year only.
b4 i go here's a little quotation from avenged sevenfold's song a little piece of heaven
’Cause I really always knew that my little crime
would be cold that's why I got a heater for your thighs
and I know, I know it's not your time
but bye, bye